I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
I’m already a fan. I want merch.
I don’t know what the best part of this photo is
Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he
How I deal with kids…
The things we love destroy us every time. Love no one but your children.
THE ROAD SO FAR
FUCK THIS GODDAMN FUCKING POST.
I laughed WAY harder than I should have! I am pee.
WHAT KIND OF CHILDREN’S BOOK WAS THAT?