casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.

rainbowcrowfeathers:

officialnatasharomanoff:

ichangemyurlmorethanmyunderwear:

wholockedmydoor:

I don’t know what the best part of this photo is

i do

godfuckingdammit

OMG NO

rainbowcrowfeathers:

officialnatasharomanoff:

ichangemyurlmorethanmyunderwear:

wholockedmydoor:

I don’t know what the best part of this photo is

i do

godfuckingdammit

OMG NO

lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

azucena1202:

How I deal with kids…

actuallycrying:

LET’S TRASH THIS PLACE

image

The things we love destroy us every time. Love no one but your children.

ozthemagician:

sempaiko:

jrock1ove:

idontlikeyourcat:

THE ROAD SO FAR

FUCK THIS GODDAMN FUCKING POST.

I laughed WAY harder than I should have! I am pee.

WHAT KIND OF CHILDREN’S BOOK WAS THAT?

smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop.